Soms kunnen mensen ronduit onbeleefd zijn. Door te vragen hoe je in elkaar steekt op zo'n wijze dat het beschuldigend klinkt bijvoorbeeld. Voortaan kun je lekker cryptisch zeggen: "Ik ben als het roze Duracell konijn +++" 😉
Like the Duracell Bunny +++
Well,
to express my personality.
We go to a pink bunny,
totally.
Cause a B-personality
means more stability.
Shows often
creativity.
Supposedly.
Then there is A-personality.
More impatiently,
often more anxiety.
Also competitive quality.
And me?
What's my personality?
Now we return to
the pink bunny.
His eagerness to start and go
equals the patience I often show.
And he runs straight past passersby,
the way I ignore others – "Good-bye!"
If I am outside I can move for hours straight,
walking, cycling and occasionally I like to rollerskate.
And honestly? I am not all that competitive,
I run my own race – entirely at my own pace.
I never craved so much stability,
am rather grounded in spirituality.
But do suffer from some anxiety,
while there is some fluctuating in energy.
So, if people wanna know about my personality,
I will tell them quite secretely:
"Why all the fuss?
I'm a pink Duracell Bunny +++"
And I know they won't understand,
as I smile behind my hand.
Vague metaphors part of my reality,
you have no business prying in my personality.
Supposedly.